it would be fun to hop on a turtle's back and just float away into a utopian underwater kingdom while passing by hills of abundant coral reefs.
try that in reality and the turtle would say "F U human!" which i can imagine this one below saying:
image via here.
that's some major grump face on a turtle.
be kind! if you wanna ride a turtle do it underwater so that you'll be 'lighter'.
ok just kidding, this is just one of the photos i stumbled upon while looking for references.
quite a cool vintage shot i think.